Those Two Girls: When your husband finally decides to get the snip.

On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Unimportant Secondary Cities, Those Two Girls dive into what might just be the most glorious day of a woman’s life: the day you’re officially, for real, no really, not having any more children.

Yes, that’s right. I’m talking about the day your partner gets a vasectomy.

It comes at a cost, of course. Two weeks of no sex (read: man whinging on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on his nether regions), and approximately 60 more ejaculations till you can be sure he’s firing blanks.

Doctors describe 6o ejaculations as three months worth of sex, but let’s be frank: for some couples, that could take three years.

It is worth it? Those Two Girls certainly think so.

If you’re thinking about sending your man in for the snip anytime soon, or if you’d just like to relive the glory, come right this way.