My phone pinged with a new message, "Mum, the doctor thinks it’s herpes and she did this really painful test on me and now I have to wait for the results and take medication."
My response, "Oh, okay, do you want me to pick you up?"
My internal thought process: Genital herpes? At 18 years old? How can this be? She broke up with her boyfriend nine months ago? Is that how long it takes herpes to manifest?
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Oh. She’s had sex since then. With someone else.
I know I don’t have a right to know about her private life, but I’m a bit shocked.
Oh, she had casual sex. I thought they taught her about this at school? I should be more sex positive! But I AM sex positive.
With other people’s kids. My daughter is precious. I only ate organic meat during pregnancy. I put sunscreen on her perfect skin. I drove her everywhere. I bought her the right sneakers for the right sport. I spoke openly about the world.
And now she’s independent, and some callous jerk has infected her. My perfect, precious child.
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Dolly might have been writing articles about waiting for marriage, but I very much doubt that the percentage of 17 year olds who are sexually active has changed in any decade in history.