Content warning: This post deals with domestic violence and might be triggering for some readers.

To my ex-husband’s new girlfriend:

As tempting as it would be to enlighten you to the high likelihood you will never recieve oral sex ever again

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You’ve lost weight, changed your hair colour and your sense of style.

You’ve started to look a lot like me.

But please, I am begging you, don’t turn out like me.

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