Excuse me, but there are precisely one million reasons why dogs are better than humans — and we need to talk about all of them.

I know what you’re thinking: Are you sure there is enough space on the Internet to write a ‘definitive list’ or ALL the ways dogs are better than humans? To which I respond: Good point. There probably isn’t.

But that won’t stop me from doing my best.

I cannot even deal with how great dogs are. Image supplied.

When they don't want you to go on holiday...they're not all that discrete about it. Image supplied.

Celebrities and their dogs

Katy Perry + Butters

Miranda Kerr + Frankie

Emmy Rossum + Cinnamon

Kelly Clarkson + Joplin

Miley Cyrus + Emu

Kellan Lutz + Kevin

Ariana Grande + Coco

Vanessa Hudgens

DOGS ARE ALL OF US. Image via Giphy.

I JUST WANT TO PAT IT. Image via iStock.

Oh goodness. I need...I need this dog in my life. Image via Giphy.

ARE YOU SEEING THIS? Image via iStock.

Reason number three million and five. Image via Getty.

If I keep going, I fear I may never stop.

So in conclusion, dogs are better than humans because... everything.

Why do you think dogs are better than humans?

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