Nice to see you again, everyone.
If you’re utterly confused about what on God’s green earth is going on right now, I’m gonna give you a brief synopsis. Because I’m helpful and I like you.
Warnie and Brynne were among a host of high-profile personalities attending the All in For Charity poker tournament in Geelong last Thursday. The two very blonde, very tan singletons got chatting. Liked each other a lil’ bit. Arranged to leave in separate cabs, and meet at Brynne’s for what Shane now refers to as a “night cap”, but what Brynne calls “staying the night”. Then, this happened…
THEN *inhales deeply* in response to Warnie’s allegations, Brynne decided to send the pair’s text message history to Woman’s Day.
In the texts the mag received, Warnie turned up the raunch factor and said cringey things like “Excited for me to devour u?” and acknowledged the fact that a paparazzo was nearby. WHEN HE HAD IMPLIED HE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE PAPS #theplotthickens.
Anyway, let’s get onto the latest development in my favourite public feud, which I have now formally named ‘Was It A Night Cap Or Was It Just Casual Sex’ (WIANCOWIJCS for short).
This saga has just taken an unexpected turn, with another Aussie celeb bringing themselves into it. Yep, just when you thought this couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, it exceeds your expectations.