This has… happened.
A woman named Amanda Burnett went on a date with a bloke.
They had an average time and she ate some pulled pork tacos. After the date he texted her but she didn’t text him back.
Then, a few weeks later, Amanda received an invoice in the mail.
"I’m posting this on Twitter bc it can prob go viral honestly. Got this in the mail from a guy I went on a date with a few weeks back because I didn’t text him back. Lol," she tweeted.
Amanda also uploaded a photo of said invoice which had been itemised and came to a total of $39.42 including a $1.99 processing fee.
The, erm, invoice number was also 69 so make of that what you will.
Amanda later posted an update - a screenshot of a message from the guy telling her she needed to pay the invoice to "avoid additional penalty or fines".