While the 32-year-old is championed for her outspoken views on all things parenting, relationships and sex, that same brazenness saw her hurriedly evicted from the Big Brother house in 2005.
Yes, your read that right, Constance Hall was a Big Brother contestant at the ripe age of 21.
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In a frank blog post Constance says she was surprised viewers didn't connect with her as a "loud mouth swearing binge drinking realist".
"While I thought being a loud mouth swearing binge drinking realist was exactly what every Big Brother voter wanted I was sadly mistaken," she wrote.
"My time was brought to an end in a record breaking 10 days and interestingly while I thought I totally killed it in the house the shows publicists advice was limited to “don’t worry, they’ll all forget who you are soon, just lay (sic) low."
"Well people did forget and I went back to washing hair as an apprentice hairdresser with bad hair for a living."
Constance's short-lived stay in the house was a controversial one after producers discovered the then 21-year-old had lied about her relationship status in the auditions.
Believing she would have a better shot as a singleton, Constance omitted the fact that she had a boyfriend on the outside from casting directors.