Australia Day is next Tuesday. And you know what that means?
FOUR-DAY WEEKEND.
I mean, not technically. Maybe your “office” will “expect” everyone to “work” on the Monday, or as I like to call it, “The One Day Ruining My Plans For a 96-Hour Holiday”. But the Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry chief executive Kate Carnell predicts around 180,000 people will call in sick on Monday.
You could be one of those people. *Sneaky hi-five* *Quick check to see if the boss saw*
There are pros and cons. The cons are, you’ll be ripping off your employer. Carnell expects, with the 180,000 sickies, a $62 million cost to employers across the nation.
Another con: everyone will know, and you won’t get the employee-of-the-month certificate you’ve had your eye on.
You might lose your job. You might be chased by a reporter from A Current Affair doing an exposé on slackers. Blah blah etc.
Watch Lee Lin Chin in an epic Australia Day commercial. Post continues below.
So it’s your call. Still up for calling in sick? Okay. Here’s a few tips to help you.
Top Comments
Mamamia is weirdly keen on helping people take believable sickies.
I detest these articles so much. This country and small business have enough of a hard time without you helping people make more ridiculous excuses to have a illegitimate sickie!
Here's an idea ... how about people start acting responsibly instead. Not hard to do!