It’s all about the simple things for human labrador Channing Tatum: sandwiches, Care Bears and Pinterest.
He was exactly as charming and candid as you would expect a lovably self-effacing meathead to be. And funny as hell.
Here are some of the things we learned about the Tatum tot from his spectacular responses to Reddit users bat-shit crazy questions.
1. Pinterest is his happy place.
When he’s having a bad day, Tatum likes nothing more than some online scrapbooking.
“Swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what’s going wrong, I just go and look at Pinterest.”
2. He has discovered exactly what happens in you poop in a blizzard.
3. Sandra Bullock’s house is the first place he’s heading in a zombie apocalypse.
“Crossbow, straight up, and I’d want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me. Or I would just go to Sandra Bullock’s house as I’m sure she has all that stuff because she’s dope and kick-ass.”
4. His wang has a name: Gilbert. Nuff said.
5. Tatum’s ideal sandwich is so American.
k get ready: it’s very complicated.
bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you’re good to go.
6. He has a healthy fear of his wife.
6. His love of Jonah Hill makes him invent words. Dualitied? Sure, why not.
“Jonah is one of the most fascinatingly dualitied people. He can completely be one of the most intellectually smart and quick people that i’ve ever been around, and then he can come down to my level and just be very kid like and just play without any pretension. I love him. He’s like a brother to me.”
7. He suggests you focus on his dancing in Step Up.
8. He was more about Care Bears than GI Joes.
“I was just given a bear for my 35th birthday by a friend Joanne and it was a bear with a heart on it. The Care Bear cousins were my favorite. There was the lion and the fast rabbit. Those two were pretty awesome.”
9. If he could have one super power, it would be to make people naked at any given momnent. Seems unaware he already possesses that power.