It’s all about the simple things for human labrador Channing Tatum: sandwiches, Care Bears and Pinterest.

Tatum participated in a Reddit AMA to promote his forthcoming film Magic Mike XXL as well as his Omaze charity campaign, and it was a PR-free zone.

He was exactly as charming and candid as you would expect a lovably self-effacing meathead to be. And funny as hell.

We would join you anywhere, Channing. Image via Instagram.

Here are some of the things we learned about the Tatum tot from his spectacular responses to Reddit users bat-shit crazy questions.

1. Pinterest is his happy place.

When he’s having a bad day, Tatum likes nothing more than some online scrapbooking.

2. He has discovered exactly what happens in you poop in a blizzard.

3. Sandra Bullock’s house is the first place he’s heading in a zombie apocalypse.

4. His wang has a name: Gilbert. Nuff said.

Tatum and his fellow hot guys in full flight in Magic Mike XXL. Image via Instagram.

5. Tatum’s ideal sandwich is so American.

6. He has a healthy fear of his wife.

Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan Tatum, and a whole bunch of puppies. They are living my dream life. Image via Instagram.

6. His love of Jonah Hill makes him invent words. Dualitied? Sure, why not.

7. He suggests you focus on his dancing in Step Up.

8. He was more about Care Bears than GI Joes.

Tatum’s baby girl with wife Jenna Dewan Tatum will have an enviable Care Bear collection. Image via Instagram.

9. If he could have one super power, it would be to make people naked at any given momnent. Seems unaware he already possesses that power.

10. He and Chris Pratt are “buddies” *swoon*.

11. In the world’s most disturbing game of Kill, Marry, F**k, he’d…

It may seem that the purpose of this article is just gratuitous shots of Tatum with no shirt on, but it’s genuinely difficult to find ones of him fully clothed. Honest. Image via GQ.

12. He’s just like the rest of us: mesmerised by Matt Bomer’s eyes.

13. He once charmed his way to a beer when he didn’t have ID.