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Celeb in 5: Saturday's best entertainment and gossip news.

1. Candice Swanepoel was carrying a baby on the Victoria’s Secret runway and no one noticed. Because OF COURSE.

Image: Getty and Instagram.

We're surprised and yet we shouldn't be surprised. Almost a month ago to the day, Candice Swanepoel walked for Victoria's Secret PREGNANT with abs looking as flat as a washboard.

Today, the model announced her pregnancy on Instagram, writing: "Christmas came early."

She's probably talking about the baby but also may be referring to the fact she was able to walk the runway without anyone batting an eye.

Imagine.

The supermodel and her fiancé Hermann Nicoli are already parents to 14-month-old son Anacã.

Congrats on the baby and the genes. You win this round. And all of the rounds.

 2. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are supposedly dating, and we CARE.

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We owe Coldplay singer Chris Martin a congratulations on consciously COUPLING this time.

A 'source' told US Weekly he and Fifty Shades actress Dakota Johnson were officially dating. The most surprising part? We're actually quite invested in this relationship already.

"Dakota and Chris are definitely dating," they said.

"They’ve gotten to know each other really well and are very comfortable with one another. Chris sends Dakota his music to get her opinion. It’s more than just a fling."

After recently going out for sushi together, a witness told the mag both stars thanked the chefs on the way out.

WELL THEN, now it has to be legit.

3. Tyra Banks finally addresses her iconic “I Was Rooting For You” meltdown.

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THIS HAPPENED.

We LOVE a public outburst and nothing is more public nor outburst-y than that time Tyra Banks completely lost her cool with a contestant on America’s Next Top Model.

The contestant, Tiffany Richardson, was laughing and joking with the other model hopefuls as she was being booted from the show – and Tyra went full angry mum mode on her.

“I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this!” Tyra screeched. “When my mother yells like this, it’s because she loves me! I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! How dare you? Learn something from this!”

Now, Tyra has admitted to Buzzfeed News that if she had her time again she would, erm, keep that little moment to herself.

“A lot of the times, it’s easy to go either way. It’s easier to say, ‘Oh my god, that was awful, I’m a victim,’ or it’s the other way around, ‘I’m awful,’ and you kinda blame yourself. I felt like [Richardson] took ownership of some of the things she could’ve done better, but at the same time said, ‘That was some crazy shit.'”

It was worth for the memes though, right? RIGHT?

4. Justin Bieber's daily goals are really freaking confusing.

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The Biebs posted his five daily goals on his Instagram story on Friday and look, we’re a little bit confused.

He has to do five things in each of his five daily goals and if our maths is correct – that’s 25 goals a day (and we’re still struggling with the whole get out of bed in time thing).

Here be the most unachievable daily goals we’ve ever seen:

  • Find 5 ways to be generous
  • Set 5 things you want to accomplish
  • Face 5 things you have been running from
  • Give up 5 bad habits
  • Eat 5 healthy meals

First of all, how’s he going to eat five healthy meals a day? Also, how many bad habits does this man have?

So confused. Teach us your ways, Biebs.

5. Jen Hawkins is in an public dispute with her neighbour and we can't look away.

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 Jennifer Hawkins has managed to p*ss off her neighbour without, well, really doing anything at all.
Her neighbour Jan Murray wrote an angry post on Facebook about the model's house and, uh, light-switch behaviour.
"The edifice is a blight on the landscape. I should know; I live directly across the bay from her excessively obscene self-indulgent home,” she wrote.

“I look and weep every day.”

The problem? Hawkins has too many lights that Murray can see from across the bay.

No happy Jan.

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