By JAMILA RIZVI
Oh Beyonce, I’m not angry. I’m just disappointed.
Overnight, singer/dancer/mother/goddess/queen Beyonce, posted this photo on her Instagram account.
Beyonce. Look at the stairs in between her legs. See how the line isn’t quite straight?
Drag your eyes away from the babein’ shiny fake tattoos Beyonce is wearing and focus on the stairs behind her. Specifically, the stair between her upper thighs. See that uneven diagonal line? Yep, that’s not how that stair is meant to look.
The image has been tampered with; photoshopped. Someone has taken the Adobe Acrobat lasso tool and done their worst to Queen Bey’s inner thighs. Yep, the most famed beauty in the world right now has been given a manufactured box gap.
And it’s not the first time.
Take a look at this photo (also from Instagram), posted from the road during Bey’s On the Run tour last summer:
Beyonce and the mysterious warped iPhone.
I don’t know about you but my iPhone doesn’t look like that, all warped and bendy in the middle. Again, this photo has been digitally altered to make Beyonce’s legs look slimmer than they are.
Let me hit you with one more picture. This is Beyonce golfing (accompanied by ridiculously great hair):