Just the most hilariously honest tweets from last night's episode of The Bachelorette.

Aside from showcasing the very worst society has to offer, Twitter often proves itself to be a platform for some of Australia’s most undervalued comedic talent.

Never is this a more accurate observation than after an episode of The Bachelorette, and Thursday night was no exception.

Therefore, please see last night’s episode told through a series of hilariously honest tweets that say everything you were screaming at the telly… plus gifs.

First, we started with Apollo’s single date on which the producers set a litter of puppies onto the couple:

The house looked empty until Apollo did this. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/qdnhinD6hv

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 12, 2017

Fun Fact: Apollo’s dog isn’t sleeping, he just held it firmly to his man chest and it fainted#BacheloretteAU

— Caitlin (@caitiejayne) October 12, 2017

This was followed by good old fashioned boat race…

When you’re the only one who loves a group assignment. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DUWkwmuWNw

— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 12, 2017

Guys I really, really apologise but I think this is Jarrod’s sex face. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BT2P0nWNja

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 12, 2017

Sam and his ponytail were also blessed with their obligatory second double delight rose…

god give me the ego and confidence of this incredibly mediocre dude ???????????? #BacheloretteAU

— Hannah Jane (@hannah_solo_) October 12, 2017

Prediction: Sam will wear a blue suit with brown shoes to the races this year then pose for pictures with drunks. #BacheloretteAU

— Tosh Greenslade (@ToshGreenslade) October 12, 2017

Just leaving this here. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Fone6m1AFH

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 12, 2017

… Which was followed by a lovely catch up between Sophie and her captor, Jarrod.

Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face every time while telling you to dump your bf #bacheloretteau

— purranormal kitty ???? (@oldbiddyyelling) October 12, 2017

I’m taking bets on what color Jarrod will turn when Sophie inevitably eliminates him. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jGoX3VnHBG

— Tim Reaper (@timothyjames) October 12, 2017

Great mates Sam and Blake then caught up. Proceeded to talk about the possibility of a reverse sister wives scenario in which they both end up with Sophie…

So my Dad just texted me this:

“Sam and Blake are meant for each other. Hope they both voted yes.”
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— Armchair Diva (@ArmchairDiva) October 12, 2017

My representation of Sam & Blake. #nailedit #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dKdqxmdV0N

— Matthew Keli (@KeliMatthew) October 12, 2017

Excuse me are Blake and Sam making an alliance about having Sophie “in good hands”. This is so disgusting. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/IMUQ1scRh8

— Here Lies A Berlage (@verbaliza) October 12, 2017

… which perfectly set them up to be in the bottom two and fighting for the last rose.

“I would take a bullet”. Oh CALM YOUR FARM. #BacheloretteAU

— Rachel Hewitt (@MsRHew) October 12, 2017

Sam left. Pretty much says Sophie doesn’t even deserve his “magic dust”. And we all live happily ever after, until next week.

LISTEN: Catch up on our deep and meaningful analysis of Sam’s magic dust on Australia’s funniest Bachelor podcast, Bach Chat…