I’m waging war.
Well, it’s currently a silent war and the army currently consists of exactly one person: me.
My enemy? The manspreaders.
(Manspreaders are the worst. For verification just watch the video above.)
You’ve seen them everywhere, but they’re most rife on public transport. Spreading their legs on trains. Commandeering the arm rests on planes. Taking up all their seat and half of yours on the bus just because they can.
Nice bit of manspreading on the bus (majority of my right buttock is bobbing about in the aisle) pic.twitter.com/GWv3PafzYA
— Samantha Rea (@Samantha_J_Rea) August 9, 2015
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I always thought women - yes, every single woman in the whole world - liked big, bulky men sitting sprawled all over.
They are called broad shoulders & testicles. And yes, they occupy space. Get used to it because waging a war on men's biology will probably go as well as women having competent levels of spacial awareness.
If you are going to be rude, at least get the spelling right for spatial.
Well then why didn't the MEN who designed the sizing of the seats make them wide enough to accomodate mens' needs?! Maybe if men need 1.5 seats, they should be charged 150% of the standard fare.
Or maybe they should have a good look in the mirror and realise they're not actually as big as they think....I mean shoulders of course
I have the perfect solution then. Men should not spread their legs wider than the width of their shoulders! Problem solved.