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You thought you'd heard it all. But one Bachelorette's gone rogue...

UPDATE: MORE BACHELORETTE’S GO ROGUE.
And now, Laurina has called bullshit on Blake.

Last night we revealed that a Bachelorette has gone rogue and revealed a lot of Bachie secrets (scroll down for more). And now, we have some classic quotes from everybody’s favourite posh bogan, Laurina.

“Blake had an opportunity to show an authentic side but everyone was watching the show and not being able to tell if he was being authentic or not.” Laurina told The Daily Mail on Thursday. “The way he has behaved afterwards has proved that he wasn’t.”

“It was all bulls****. I think he was just trying to get a career in television.” said the owner of online fashion store PialiaBoutique.com (who incidentally has had booming business since the show).

Laurina revealed how batshit boring  disinterested Blake was when the cameras weren’t rolling.

 

Bachie girls: Laurina out on the town with Sam and Zoe.

“I had five opportunities with him to have a conversation with me off camera. They’ll [producers] set you up and say, ‘wait here for a second’, while they adjust the lighting and then you have a couple of moments to try and connect and he turned to me and he said to me: ‘Blah blah blah.’

“After the fifth time it happened, I said ‘Oh thank you that’s very engaging, how would you like it if I said “blah blah blah?”‘ and he turned and said to me, “Just to make it look like we are having a conversation”‘ said Laurina.

Oh Blake.

Will someone cut this guy a break?

 As Mamamia reported last night:

I know, I know, you thought we’d finally put the Bachie coverage on the backburner, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

One of the Bachelorettes has allegedly broken her contract silence and spilled the beans on Blake in an exclusive interview with News Ltd.

The jilted lover former contestant  is keeping her name secret because of a confidentiality agreement signed with the production company Shine, designed to stop the ladies speaking ill of the show, or the Bachelor himself.

Suffice to say it hasn’t worked. So, here’s the scoop.

“THAT” ESCORT RUMOUR.

The Bachelorette addressed the rumours that one of the contestants was a ‘high-class’ escort. It’s a story that just won’t die, and we can confirm that here at Mamamia HQ, we’ve had plenty of people emailing us with details on that particular “scoop”.

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We can’t decide if it’s our morals or our lawyers holding us back from that story, but we’re not going there.

She said that Channel 10 took the “escort” issue very seriously, investigating the private lives of all the finalists and focussing on one in particular.

However, a Shine production spokesperson told News Ltd that the allegation was “categorically not true”.

BLAKE HAD A NICKNAME.

Those cheeky Bachie contestants gave our guy a nickname: “Blake the Fake”.

“It was like getting a mocktail instead of a cocktail,” the contestant said, “It was pretty obvious it was all an act for the cameras.”

One bachelorette dubbed him the “producer’s puppet” because he seemed willing to say or do anything they wanted to ensure he could become famous after the show. Apart from staying engaged, obviously.

Blake and the bachelorettes in happier times.

BLAKE IS BORING.

Okay, not exactly ground-breaking, but it’s nice to know we weren’t the only ones who noticed.

“We realised pretty early on Blake was really vanilla,” the contestant told News.

“Where do they find these guys? On stripping sites? He was just a dull and slimy real estate agent.”

The loose-lipped bachelorette delivered one more bombshell in the interview. Turns out…

SAM WAS NOT BLAKE’S FIRST CHOICE.

The contestant said that Blake preferred Louise and Jess to his future wife ex-reality TV girlfriend Sam, but was pushed to propose by the producers who thought she was the finalist most likely to say yes.

Maybe that’s because Sam’s a little legend, who still believes in love.

Ever think of that? Pah.

Take a look through The Bachelor 2014 contestants here and play guess-who-spilled-the-beans:

In other news, Osher Gunsberg makes his own podcasts, which are fun, interesting and you can listen to them while picturing his excellent Bachie hair. Check them out here.

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