For example, I know I definitely become the alco Snapchatter on the reg, which then inevitably turns into the 100 second Snapchatter once I’ve completely forgotten just how much of a snap pest I’m being (which leads to the ‘oh-god-what-have-I-done-delete-these-now’ snapper the day after).
So, if any of these ring true for your own Snap habits, don’t feel too bad. Unless you’re the fit Snapchatter – then you should definitely feel bad for making the rest of us feel bad. The audacity…
The Artistic Snapchatter
To be fair, these guys are pretty impressive. Rather than your super basic dog filter snap, they put in some effort into doodles. You might even go as far as to say these guys are the modern day Picassos of the world. No? K moving on then.
The #FitLife Snapchatter
These people like to rub it in our faces about how much they’re not failing at life. Whether it’s a gym selfie harping on about how #blessed they feel, a snap of their daily acai bowl, or showing off their early morning run captioned with some generic positive affirmation – it’s all just as annoying.
We get it, you’re healthy. Leave the rest of us to our sleep-ins and binge eating in peace, pls.
The Toilet Snapchatter
This is pretty straightforward. These guys like to send snaps of themselves on the toilet.
The Alco Snapchatter
These people are usually out drinking and partying with their mates and you’re forced to watch while trying to complete that 2000-word essay you’ve put off all week. Often it begins with a pic of their liquor of choice, following by someone downing shots, someone harassing the DJ to play ‘Wild Thoughts’, someone trying to sing, and someone stacking it on the dance floor.