The Academy Awards are approaching. And frankly, I’m not all that excited.
It goes for four(ty five) hours, the actors don’t get boozed until after the televised bit and it’s basically the same thing every single time, ie. Meryl Streep is nominated for something, some hot guy brings their Mum for extra swoon factor and we discover yet another famous actor can’t read off an Autocue.
After 88 years of monotony, perhaps it’s time The Academy shook things up a bit by introducing a few new categories.
The film that made us cry so much there was snot.
And the Imposcar goes to… Lion.
Notable past winners: The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas (2008), My Girl (1991), ET (1982).
Nope. Just nope.