It's been a big week for Adam Driver news, for those of us who partake.
The tall fella, who's always a little bit angry, has just turned into a sexy horse in the name of farshun and we must thank the marketing lords at Burberry for this truly terrific gift.
We needed this and we shall clutch it close to our sad little souls as we slowly make our way out of... whatever the heck this *motions to the world around her and also to own mono brow* is.
Anyway, let me break this blessed gift down for ya.
Ok, ok, tell me more about this tall fella.
I'm so glad you asked, mum (who has Googled me on her iPad and accidentally stumbled upon this story).
For those unfamiliar, Adam Driver is a very tall fella with a deliciously large nose who first rose to fame playing Lena Dunham's shitty boyfriend on Girls.
Since then he has really gotten some sh*t done in the Star Wars universe and also starred in some stellar indie movies in which we could fully bake in his glorious tallness.
He also starred in Marriage Story with Scarlett Johansson which made me whisper into my own boobs "don't marry anyone, even Adam Driver... okay you can still marry Adam Driver".
Why is the tall man now a sexy horse?
Also an important question, mum, and kinda the point of this whole story.
So, the tall fella is starring in an upcoming ad campaign for Burberry's fragrance Hero, which features FKA Twigs' song 'Two Weeks', and which has been leaked online this week.
In the ad, the tall fella runs towards the ocean, as if I'm running behind him yelling "come back 'ere, you tall drink of water".