If you had 627,000 Instagram followers, what would you do? Would you use your powers of social influence for good, or for evil?
If your name is Zoe Foster Blake, and you just happen to be a best-selling author/beauty entrepreneur/everyone’s dream best friend, the answer is, of course, both.
And that’s exactly what the mother-of-two did in honour of her husband’s 36th birthday, managing to troll him relentlessly and give her followers plenty of LOLs at the same time.
When the birthday of your husband of five years also happens to be on your wedding anniversary, you can't just wrap a pair of socks or a set of new golf balls up with a pretty red bow and call it a day.
No, this occasion calls for a much bigger gesture. A 'flood his social media comments with the thing he hates the most' type of gesture.
Writing on Instagram, Zoe urged her followers to comment on her hubby's latest post with "Buon compleanno, ti auguro un sacci di funghi!"
It translates to "Happy birthday, I wish you a lot of mushrooms!"
He was my homeboy first, Sonny, back off!! Ha ha ha but seriously I have known Hamish for like 10 years longer than you so tone it down, champ. No but for real, I want to wish happy birthday to my beautiful homeboy in love and life (AND happy anniversary, because my GOD are we efficient in this family), and urge you to comment on @hamishblakeshotz’s latest post with “Buon compleanno, ti auguro un sacci di funghi!” (Happy birthday, I wish you a lot of mushrooms!) (He hates mushrooms.)