In comparison to some of these confessions, the worst thing I have licked sounds meek.
A group of friends and I were travelling out to an island on a ferry.
We were really bored. REALLY BORED.
While everyone else was nearly being swept away by the wind on the deck of the boat, we thought it would be a swell idea to play a game of odds.
It was completely hilarious when other people were forced into doing some really dumb stuff.
But, then karma found me and I was forced to lick the tyre of the dirtiest car on the ferry.
Not just a little lick, either.
It was completely foul.
Now that I’ve admitted all, what’s yours?