A survey has revealed the age that women are happiest with their naked bodies.
By NICKY CHAMP
Are you 34? Yes? Congratulations, you’ve hit the age where you are the most satisfied with your lovely lady lumps.
Did you answer no? Sorry, looks like you’ve still got a ways to go in the body-hating department.
A new and very important (cough) survey has revealed the age that women are happiest with their naked bodies.
That’s because by their early thirties women have “typically settled into a long-term relationship, which boosts their self-confidence,” according to the study by a skincare company.
So what if you’re 34 and happen to be single?
You can get down off the ledge, you still have a shot at this; you may have also learned by now “which diet and exercise combination produces the best results,” leading to a more satisfied sense of self.
That or you’ve failed at clean eating, tried every diet that ever existed, said never again to doing burpees or drunk your body weight in raw green smoothies and have given up caring about what anyone else thinks of your body.
Given that the majority of women begin to feel conscious about their bodies somewhere between the ages of 13-17. That’s a solid two decades of feeling like crap before we hit our peak body happiness and a really short window before it all goes downhill and we begin to worry about the heavy stuff – cleavage wrinkles, crepey neck skin and crow’s feet deeper than Keith Richards’ after a 47-day non-stop world tour.