Last night I stumbled upon this diabolically ludicrous headline about Kylie Minogue.
Kylie Minogue flaunts taut bod on romantic Italian getaway with fiance Joshua Sasse.
I read that and my head fell off. Because FLAUNTING HER TAUT BODY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Kylie Minogue is on a private holiday and she’s wearing one of the most modest swimsuits in the history of humankind. On top of that the photo has clearly been taken by paparazzi wielding a LONG LENS CAMERA. And you’re telling us Kylie is FLAUNTING HERSELF?
— Deafinitely Girly (@deafgirly) August 1, 2016