Last night I stumbled upon this diabolically ludicrous headline about Kylie Minogue.
Kylie Minogue flaunts taut bod on romantic Italian getaway with fiance Joshua Sasse.
I read that and my head fell off. Because FLAUNTING HER TAUT BODY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Kylie Minogue is on a private holiday and she’s wearing one of the most modest swimsuits in the history of humankind. On top of that the photo has clearly been taken by paparazzi wielding a LONG LENS CAMERA. And you’re telling us Kylie is FLAUNTING HERSELF?
— Deafinitely Girly (@deafgirly) August 1, 2016
There’s no flaunting going on here. No flaunt. NONE. (And don’t get me started on the disparaging ‘toy boy’ comment or the ‘putting on a show’ dig in an attempt to portray Minogue as the older woman desperate to keep Sasse’s attention …)