Matty J posted a photo on Sunday evening with his arm draped around his “biggest fan”. His mum, Ellie Johnson.
The teacher gazes up at her boy adoringly, he grins, Sydney harbour sparkles in the background.
But somethin’ ain’t right.
The Harbour Bridge is chopped in half on one side of the frame and the 30-year-old’s shoulder disappears out the other.
It’s either the most poorly framed Instagram photo the social media savvy Bach has ever taken in his public life or…OR…
He’s cropped someone out.
‘Someone’ being a woman.