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Let's discuss the fact all the Kardashian-Jenners are morphing into the same person.

Settle in.

We have a very thorough and important investigation to present.

Through hours, years and possibly decades of research conducted through painstakingly watching the television, looking at Instagram, and reading trashy celebrity gossip on the internet, we’ve noticed something peculiar about the Kardashian family.

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In particular, their faces.

Something so mysterious, we can only assume magic of the darkest variety is involved.

Something so utterly befuddling it keeps us awake each night until the early hours of the morning.

Every. Single. Kardashian looks like… Kim.

Don’t believe us? We have the scientific evidence also known as the photos to prove it.

You see, once upon a time Kim, Kylie, Khloe, Kris, Kendall, Kourtney, and Kim looked like this:

The Kardashian-Jenners in 2007. Image: Getty.
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Yes, they look obviously related in this photo. Genetics etc.

But fast-forward 12 years and things have gone far beyond sisters simply looking alike.

Haven't noticed it?

Look closer:

The Kardashian-Jenners in 2019. Image: Getty.

The Kar-Jenner sisters (plus Kris) are becoming so difficult to differentiate, we feel like a dad trying to remember the names of his daughters' friends that he's met several times, every time we look at them.

It's very confusing, and we're not the only ones who have noticed:

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The fact that they surround themselves with other, very similar looking friends/enemies is muddying the waters even further and we would very much like them to wear name tags.

See for yourself:

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EXCUSE ME WHICH KIM KARDASHIAN ARE YOU?
Kim? Khloe? Image: Getty.
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Are you Kim or no? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

But it wasn't always this way.

Eons ago, each Kardashian-Jenner actually had her own face, until witchcraft and/or wizardry made them all look the same.

Behold this handy diagram created by actual scientists dedicated to our investigation:

A very technical diagram. Image: Bella Fowler.
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The only Kardashian that doesn't look like Kim is... Rob, the one we forget exists.

Yeah, nah. We don't see it. Image: Getty.

What's the deal, Kris?

We thought so.

But before the FBI conducts its own investigation, we present a compelling theory:

Every single Kardashian is actually Kim Kardashian.

Just think about it.

The truth has been in front of us the whole time.

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