At exactly 11:10 am on the 25th June 2016 there is four days, nine hours and 19 minutes until Offspring finally comes back into my life.
I am not ashamed I am counting.
Offspring is one of those shows that instantly makes me feel like I’m coming home.
But, Offspring is seriously toying with my heart.
In the lead-up to their sixth season, the show has been releasing a series of mysterious and scandalous teasers claiming that we still have the “biggest family secret” to come.
I was initially sceptical it was the “biggest family secret” but our own Rosie Waterland sat in the writer’s room for this secret, and confirms it actually is MASSIVE.
Along with this family secret, Offspring have been heavily advertising the prospect of a new man in Nina’s life, a lawyer called Will Bowen.
At the end of season five, it looked like Nina would be set with the completely lovable, RN Leo.
But, in interviews Asher Keddie, who plays Nina, hinted that Leo wasn’t necessarily a “forever love”.
“The way I saw it was that it [romance with Leo] was another phase of Nina’s life but I never felt 100 per cent sure that she had found everything and was satisfied,” Keddie said.
In the latest Offspring-teaser instalment, the show has thrown two new curveballs:
1) Will Bowen could actually be in LOOOOOOVE with Billie.
2) He could be in love with neither of them and has a secret agenda
Firstly, let’s deal with Billie.
While you count down to the 29th, get your fix with this Nina Proudman #fashioninspo gallery: