It’s just not necessary.
I was on the phone to my mate last night discussing all the normal stuff we usually cover – the obligatory wife/mum jokes, sports and the family. But when I got off the phone something started to trouble me. His daughter now has a phone. She can text, email, surf the web and access social media. She is an expert on it. It has her own personalised cover, ringtone and screensaver. It was bloody expensive as well.
This seems normal enough – parents buy their kids phones all the time. But, she’s five. Yes, five-years-old and she can use the phone as if she is an adult.
She’s sending her cousin pictures of her room and she’s scrolling through pages and pages of innocent material specifically for kids. She loves ABC Kids programs so has an app to access that content, and is able to stream it.
To her, it’s natural. Her phone is a gadget that allows her to access what she likes to watch, and she sees nothing wrong with this. Why would she? Mum and Dad are on their phones a lot – on social media, games, and news websites – streaming the stuff that they like and connecting with their friends. I actually met my wife using the internet on my phone, so why should our kids be any different? Why is it that something I use religiously every single day sends a shiver down my spine when owned by a child, and I turn into Old Man River and say “Dude, that’s way too young!”?
Now, my job is to design these apps and digital environments. And knowing what I do and what I can see you, the online person do, scares the living shit out of me when it comes to kids online.
Everything is easy and right there in their hands. Why ask Dad “how are babies made?”. It’s all there in black and white. And there is problem number one. It’s all there with no context, no filters and no fluffy ways of explaining. With one simple question typed into Google the legend of the big fat man who makes all kids excited once a year comes crashing to the fucking ground. There will be no big bad cousin breaking that news to the little tikes when they are older, because it’s right there in the palm of their hands.
Innocence, gone! You are never getting that one back.
And then there is the shit they really shouldn’t see – the bad people of the world that get off doing deplorable acts and prey on kids with phones. Kids are already using Snapchat, an app specifically designed to send pictures that automatically delete. Innocent in the hands of a child, but easily poisoned by the creepiest of monsters that lurk in broad daylight.
