Men have revealed what makes women "boring" and our eyes just rolled into the back of our heads.

In news that will totally make you want to stick sharp objects into your retinas, men have decided to share what they think makes women boring.

Oh please, fellas! PRAY TELL.

A highly interesting (read: bloody ridiculous) Reddit thread has surfaced, where the doodle-possessors have shared their award-worthy pearls of wisdom about the boring laydeez.

Let’s go through them and try not to hurl things at our screens, shall we?

We shall.

1. “Inability to flirt back or make jokes back.”

Ah, JudahLebrowitz! What a wonderful, witty, amazing observation!

Here’s a tip – maybe your jokes suck, and maybe we don’t wanna flirt back because we’re just not that into you and you smell like chicken soup. Cya.

2. ‘Relying on your looks instead of having a personality.’

‘There’s nothing more boring than the kind of woman that thinks just because she’s hot she doesn’t need to have a personality.’

Okay, sure wonmehtllik, fair bump. I’ll allow it and move right along.

3. “Answering questions rather then [sic] contributing to a conversation.”

I’m sorry, Wow_youre_tall, but it’s “than”, not “then”.  Anyway.

Here’s a thought: maybe she’s not asking you questions because she’s just wanting to enjoy some alone time right now. Or – and this is a big or – your questions are pretty crappy and YOU, in fact, are the boring one here.

Take that, buster.

4. “She’s terrible in bed.”

Takes two to tango, pal. You don’t sound like the Adonis between the sheets yourself.

5. “She’s too focused on social media.”

Oh boo hoo, buddy. Perhaps she’s got her nose in her Insta feed because you won’t shut up about your Cross Fit exercise regime. Or your new PlayStation game. Or how many burgers you ate in that burger eating competition. (Nobody cares. Believe me. Nobody.)

Give us scintillating topics to talk about, and we’ll pull our eyes away from the dog memes, okay? Cool.

6. “Obsession with pop culture.”

“I have a ‘friend with benefits’ whose personality is totally pop culture based. I don’t give a flying f*ck what was on Drake or Khloe Kardashians dump of an Instagram today, thanks.” – ReadySteddy100

Okay, ReadySteddy100, and what are you into? Fine crochet art and wanky herbal tea from the Bahamas? There’s nothing wrong with liking stuff that’s mainstream, IT’S MAINSTREAM FOR A BLOODY REASON YOU MUPPET HEAD.

Now leave us and our Take 40 hits music alone, please. I thank you.

For what ridiculous reason have you been called boring?