Warning: This post is NSFW.

"I’d been in such deep thought about my butthole, I’d momentarily spaced out." (Image: Instagram)

No big deal. So this was happening. A tongue was about to be inside my cake hole. Time to pray to Oprah it would taste of sugar and spice, and all things nice.

"When the mood strikes, I’m definitely not averse to a little ass eating." (Image: Instagram)

For more of Nadia’s sex and dating misadventures, follow her on Instagram @nadiabokody.