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1. I’ve saved a fair bit of cash.

Things all coffee drinkers will understand.

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2. Waking my brain up in the morning is no longer dependent on coffee.

3. I can now no longer cherish the camaraderie that comes with coffee drinking.

When people ask me if I want a coffee now and I say, “No thanks, I don’t drink it anymore”, I’m met with a look that’s equal parts pity and suspicion (plenty of people have assumed I’m pregnant because they don’t know anyone else who’d willingly drink decaf).

4. Decaf doesn’t taste like shit.

5. Coffee memes are now out of bounds for me.

Preaching to the choir, @theglowau. #RG #coffee #mornings A photo posted by mamamiaaus (@mamamiaaus) on Apr 12, 2016 at 2:33pm PDT

Could you go without coffee?