Last week, a curious user took to Reddit to ask the question; “Reddit, what weird habit does your significant other have that you don’t want to ask them about?”
You see, one of life’s most important lessons is as follows:
Everyone is f**king weird.
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The only thing standing between you and your partner's weirdness is time. You can only hide your weirdest habits for so long before BOOM: your boyfriend knows you eat Weet-Bix dry and lay around in your towel for four hours after having a shower.
But there is comfort in solidarity. Know that everyone is struggling to understand why their partner is a complete nutcase. Here are some of our favourite examples from Reddit, with a few crowdsourced from our very own office:
1. Wind issues
"Getting in a bad mood because of the wind... even when he is inside. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME."
2. Other wind issues...
"Screaming and farting in their sleep."
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3. News hound
"He tears little pieces of newspaper off and chews them. I'm not certain if he swallows then. Sometimes when I read the paper he'll ask for 'a taste'."
"My partner gnashes his teeth in his sleep and I swear one day I will kill him for it."
5. Truly eye-opening
"If it's dark enough she sleeps with her eyes open. I have woken up too many times to her staring at me and then me screaming and waking her up."
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