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The dumbest questions Australians ask while overseas.

weird requests from travellers

We have to admit: we Aussies aren’t always at our best while travelling.

And it seems that sometimes we like to make our travel problems someone else’s problem. Specifically, we like to make it the problem of the local Australian embassy.

As a result, the government has launched a tough new strategy designed to crack down on requests to our Embassies from serial pesky travellers.

Requests like, “what is the best way to get a polecat out of my roof?”

(Yep. That actually happened. Also, this is a polecat:)

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“What is the best way to get a polecat out of my roof, Australian Embassy officer?”
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Apparently one bold Aussie approached the Australian embassy in Bangkok and asked for a loan to help pay for a Thai sex worker (you probably don’t need a picture of that).

The new strategy launched on Wednesday will mean that Australians who over-use consular services when overseas may end up with restricted access to diplomatic support.

Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has made it clear that people can’t assume their embassy or consulate staff will bail them out if they get themselves in to trouble.

The Minister said, “our consular staff are not there to pay for the repairs to your jet ski,” she said. “They’re not there to pay your hotel bill; they’re not there to lend you a laptop or to provide you with office space in the embassy for you to do your work.”

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“Hi, Australian Embassy: will you guys fix my jetski?”

Check out some more other strange requests that DFAT have had to deal with. SBS compiled the 20 most bizarre calls from travellers to the government department.

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1. A traveller who was destitute refused to return to Australia without their pet, which could not be returned for quarantine reasons.

2. A mother who wanted the embassy in Bangkok to book accommodation and a return ticket to Australia for her son, then provide an embassy driver to take him to the airport.

3. I’m attending a conference overseas with a large group of Australians but I have heard it is a dangerous city. Can the High Commission arrange for a risk assessment and some armoured cars? We only need them for a week.

4. Multiple inquires to embassies overseas as to the closest pub televising the State of Origin game.

5. An Australian who had his laptop stolen overseas requested that embassy staff pick him up from the airport, loan him a laptop and provide him with office space for a few days.

weird requests from travellers

6. A traveller who asked whether the sand in Egypt would affect her asthma.

7. Panicked callers regularly reporting Australian travellers missing overseas, after not hearing from them within the first few hours of arriving in country. Consular officers usually explain that getting through customs and immigration can take time.

8. Why won’t the Australian embassy come and pack my bags for me? I’m an 80-year-old travelling by myself and too old to pack my own bags.

9. I left some items on an aircraft when I changed flights. Can the embassy collect it from the airline’s lost property?

10. Can the embassy obtain prescription medicine from Australia and send it to me so I can continue my holiday?

11. Requests for our embassies to store luggage, hold mail, provide banking facilities or arrange tours for Australian travellers.

12. What is the best way to get a polecat out of your roof?

13. I’m going on a cruise. What will the food be like? Can you drink the water on the ship?

weird requests from travellers

14. Some travellers evacuated from civil unrest in Egypt on government-funded flights questioned why they were not entitled to frequent flyer points. Similarly, some travellers evacuated from the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami made seat requests (including for first class).

15. A caller to DFAT’s 24-hour Consular Emergency Centre wanted to know the average salary for an expat to expect in Thailand.

16. Does the embassy know if there are there any hotels in Phnom Penh with vacant rooms?

17. Can the embassy tell the local police that I have an excellent driving record in Australia and should not have to pay those outstanding speeding fines?

18. What is the best hotel in Phuket?

19. On my last trip to the Philippines I had some trouble with the law. What is the number of the embassy in Manila so I can call them to get me out of jail when I go back?

(Source: Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade)

We do really love to cover ourselves with glory while we travel.

Have you ever had to contact an embassy with a weird question?

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