If you’re dating online then you’ve received weird, creepy and sometimes funny messages. It’s the admission fee we all pay for the chance to find love without leaving home. I’ve been on a personal dating quest for a while and have been taking sneaky screenshots along the way chronicling my 50 Fat Dates plus-size dating adventure.
I reckon there’s a few types of messages we all face at some stage in what can seem like the shallow end of the dating pool.
This is as appealing as a guy shouting "want a root?" from a car window. Does this ever really work? I mean, it's nice to be upfront and I appreciate the honesty but are you really asking my permission to send what I know will be a dick pic? Nope.
Congratulations mate, you probably read a pickup artist book like The Game or paid a lot of money to a dating 'guru' for an online course to teach you the dark arts of seduction. Sorry buddy we are on to you and it didn't work. Oh, and referencing a woman's weight is not going to score points. Ever. Thanks for playing though!
Mr. Emojis Only:
Just like in real life this one gets zero response.