The day we have all been dreading has finally arrived. We knew it was coming. But that doesn’t make it any easier.
Tonight, we will watch The Bachelor without The Gloriousness of Keira.
This week on The Binge, recap queen Rosie Waterland calls it - without super-villain Keira de Vil, this show is going to feel empty inside. Like our hearts.
Listen to Rosie talking Keira on The Binge:
Because this year, it's been all about Keira. So what are we to do without her? Before you switch off, we've got a game to keep things interesting. So grab the popcorn and a bottle of wine, and pop on a choker. And don't forget to lick your teeth. It's what she'd want.
9 rules for watching The Bachelor without Keira. You're welcome.
1. Anytime anyone mentions Keira, yell 'you peasant!' because Keira was too good for The Bachelor, and the other contestants are clearly not worthy of uttering her name.