Do you want to know the very first thought I had upon opening my eyes this morning?
It was, ‘My God, I’m SO OVER vagina dresses. They’ve really been overdone and the trend really needs to up its game.’
(Okay, I lied. It was my second thought, right after, ‘Where the hell is a cup of coffee when I need one?’)
Luckily for me, on my morning commute, I was greeted with a sight that can only be described as both horrifying and intriguing.
No, it wasn’t a Facebook memory from four years ago.
It was THIS:
With shoulder decorations that resemble what I can only describe as LABIA MINORAS.
It seems my wish has become the fashion world's command, and we've officially graduated from vagina dress to vagina shoulders.
What a time to be alive!
This, my friends, is Australian fashion label Asilio's Last Call Top and it's available on The Iconic for the low, low (as in, DOWN LOW) price of just $239.95.