What are you dressing up for this year’s Halloween parties? A ghost? Donald Trump perhaps? A vagina?
Hang on, I hear you say, vaginas aren’t scary! They’re beautiful works of art. Doesn’t that miss the point of the fright night?
I wholeheartedly agree with you. But this one will haunt your dreams. Vaginas belong between your legs, not on your face. *Shudders*
This week on the Mamamia Out Loud podcast, Jessie Stephens brought this… interesting Halloween costume to our attention. We still haven’t recovered.
The mask is the creation of Etsy seller Melissa Coulter, who quite frankly we’d like to meet and ask, ‘WHY?’
Okay. You all just want to see it, right?
But first please be warned, it’s terrifying. Hair-raising. Spine-chilling.
Are you sure you wouldn’t rather look at adorable puppies?
Seriously, this is your final warning. You like sleep, right? You hope to do it again one day?
Alright, here goes... No turning back now.