Yes, I use a menstrual cup.
No, I’m not a weirdo. I don’t have anything particular against tampons and pads. No, I don’t have a fetish for scat or bodily fluids. And no, I’m not one of those people in the mangy koala suits who is asking you for cash at the train station.
I just find it very simple and convenient.
Menstrual cups have been around for about 80 years. They don’t have a particularly high profile in Australia. I first read about them in a feminist chatroom (it was the 90s, ok?).
Now it’s not true to say that when women get together (in person or online), we sit around and talk about periods. But when one woman has an excellent experience with a product, then they like to spread the word (the same goes for vibrators and hair removal techniques – both of which have been recommended to me by colleagues, in the workplace). It’s just the decent thing to do.
With that in mind, here’s what I’d like you to know about my menstrual cup.
I bought my first cup online about 10 years ago. I had gone back to do some post graduate study and was financially poor and time rich.
The first time I used it, I stood starkers in the bathroom with my laptop open on the bath and a mirror propped up against the sink. After a series of Moulin Rouge-worthy high-kicks, some silicon origami and several helpful online videos, I got the cup up in there. I gave it a twist to make sure it was in place.