Tziporah Malkah knows what you’re thinking.
She knows what I’m thinking. She knows what all Australians are thinking.
And it’s this: “We are in danger of being swamped by Muslims.”
In the shower this morning, you were most likely pondering: “We’re bringing in people from South Africa at the moment. There’s a huge amount coming into Australia who’ve got diseases: they’ve got AIDS.”
And last week, when you saw all those hundreds of thousands of women around the world marching in the streets against Donald Trump’s America, you were definitely thinking: “It’s good that they were out and about and doing a bit of walking because it looked like a few of them needed to get a bit of sun and do a bit of exercise.”
You see, Tziporah knows that what Australians think, Pauline Hanson says.
Right now, Tziporah – yes, yes, formerly known as model, actress and Packer-fiancee Kate Fisher – is in the South African jungle, as one of the most interesting draw cards on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
There's a lot of sitting around to be done in the jungle while you're waiting for the latest coffin to be filled with cockroaches or the snake soup to be brewed, so Tziporah is doing her best to make some friends. In her sights is Steve Price.
You know Price, he's the Melbourne "shock jock" who's often the token right-winger on The Project. Tziporah, who's an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump and the alt-right, just knew they were going to get along like a house on fire.