Planning a wedding is hard. You have so many balls in the air it’s inevitable that something is going to drop. Thankfully, for most people, the ball on the ground is something like a pen for the guestbook.
Redditor WhiteSuburbanKid5 posed the following question to the members of r/AskReddit: “What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve been to?”
Let’s just say some people are forgetting much more than just a pen.
Oops, I forgot not to have sex with the groom’s mother
“The best man screwed the groom’s mother between the meal and the dancing,” writes wedding photographer ooohcoffee. “The groom finds out and punches the best man, breaking his hand. The best man drives away and gets stopped by the police for drunk driving.”
Oops, I forgot I don’t want to get married
“I was at a wedding in Germany once, and the bride asked for a divorce during the reception,” writes wickedlizerd.