“IT’S NOT RAINING!”

“YES. IT. IS!”

“IT’S NOT.”

“You are so pretty. You’re not real! I’M REAL.”

These toddlers cannot even deal with each other’s shit anymore. Their epic dispute about the weather quickly descends into undignified chaos. Their friends try to step in, but it’s no use.

Once the little boy looks up in sombre shock and says (very dramatically): “You poked my heart,” it’s clear that this relationship has gone way past the point of no return.

Friendship over.