Big Brother winner Tim Dormer may finally get his “big gay wedding”.
“Holy s*it, I am not ready for this! Every straight couple knows weddings are bloody expensive!” he begins his post.
“The only way I’m going to turn my big gay wedding Pintrest dream-board into a reality is if I win another reality TV show.”
Dormer said that he was “thrilled with the YES result” and that the majority of Australians believe that love is love, “no matter what’s hanging low between my partner’s legs”.
He explained that although he’s relieved his relationship can now (hopefully) be seen as equal under law, Australia was way too late to the party.
“I just hope history remembers that it was the people of Australia whose voices made this happen – not the cowards in government who were all too busy trying to find their birth certificates and work out what country they’re from instead!” he wrote.
He then candidly wrote about how hard the last few months have been for people in the LGBTQI community.
“I tell you what, there have been times over the last few months I’ve thought that if I ever ran into Malcom Turn-No-Balls in the street, I’d love to show him a respectful debate, the old Aussie way, man to man. I swear I’d give him one for what he put us LGBTQI Aussies through!