Every week drunk people across the globe wave goodbye to items they hold dear to them as they tumble drunk from Ubers in the wee hours of the morning.
Aside from countless dignities — and smartphones — drivers collect thousands of misplaced things from their back seats, some of which are rather bizarre.
While you’ll likely never see your missing keys again, Uber has released a Lost & Found Index so at least you’ll know you’re far from the only forgetful idiot in the world.
Obviously, there’s the ordinary stuff; phones are the most commonly left behind (surprise!), closely followed by rings, keys, wallets, glasses, purses, ID cards, gloves, chargers and sunnies.
But there was also a list of 50 more "unique" items discarded across the United States.
For example, some poor sod lost a set of "valuable Nordic walking robes", which really must be one-of-a-kind because a Google image search shed absolutely no light on what they might look like.
There were pool sticks, pearl earrings, pot plants, paintings and, um, a lobster.
In fact, all different kinds of food were abandoned... Someone left sweet potatoes in a care package, and there was literally everything you could need to host a perfectly adequate BBQ including (but not limited to); a grill set, a wedding outfit, a packet of meat, a smoke machine, mustard and salsa verde.