We have an emergency – like, sirens are ringing – because the duo who created only the single best Australian album of all time (yes, I’m talking about the The Secret Life Of… and yes, it lived permanently in my discman despite the obvious spelling errors in the title of 4eva) may be breaking up and the world as we know it has stopped spinning.
Me, using too much hyperbole? Never.
Anyway, it could be suggested our national treasures The Veronicas are parting ways. That they’re in a ‘rift’.
We know something is up because Ruby Rose said so. We know this also because we stalked them and thus bring to you all the signs we missed that the Veronicas may now be the Veron-can’ts. That was bad. Onwards.
The Ruby Rose thing
Ruby Rose provided the first little clue that something was awry between her girlfriend Jess Origliasso and her twin sister Lisa, posting this to Twitter overnight in the wake of the same-sex marriage postal vote result:
“So glad to see Lisa Origliasso screaming in excitement about the yes vote after telling us she thinks we should feel ‘lucky’ we don’t get stoned to death like they do in other countries and to get over it a few months ago. Really warms my heart,” Rose had tweeted.