We open with Sophie walking in slow motion along a beach in jeans and, no.
Jeans are not a thing you wear to the beach. It’s… stressful.
There is suspense, you see, as tonight Sophie must meet the families of four men, and choose her final three.
But we have no concern for that.
No. We’re concerned that wet sand is going to flick up as she walks and enter her jeans at any moment and then start itching for the rest of forever.
First - we're on a vineyard with a man who cannot for the life of him pronounce the word vineyard (it's vin-yed... not VIN-YARD).
It's awkward, because now Sophie thinks that's just how it's pronounced so she also says vin-yard, and they're in this cycle of mispronunciation and THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
Sophie asks Jarrod who she'll be meeting and the answer, like Jarrod himself, is too much all at once.
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After listing every member of his immediate family, he says, "My best friend Chris. He's my brother,"and... wait... is he your... friend or... brother?
But none of that matters, because Jarrod has invited everyone he's ever met, including Tom who he sat next to in Year One (they weren't particularly close) and Louis who he met in the line at Aldi last week.
It's clear that Jarrod has waited his entire life to introduce Sophie Monk to people he knows and as soon as he sees them he's going to tell them about the pot plant.
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She's got to pick Apollo, right? Jarrod's a clinger and Stu loses points for dropping the vasectomy and still married bombshells at the last possible moment. Plus, once someone's family asks if you're dating them for the money, it's got to be hard to get on with them after that.
You forgot to question how Apollo turned out looking like a Greek God/Roman Emporer when the rest of his family looks like the most typical Australians you’ll meet.
he looked adopted!
Sometimes that just happens. I worked with someone who is one of the most ridiculously good looking people I have ever known. Another colleague and I met his sister and the other colleague turns to me after and says "I don't think I ever thought about what his sister would look like, but that wasn't it". There was enough of a resemblance to prove they were related, but otherwise, wow.
Oh definitely, it was just a little joke.