There was one handy skill I took away from my single years in my teens and early twenties: How To Spot a Douchebag Like a Pro.
Sure, my greatest talent in life officially relies on judging people and being a bad person, but it’s also saved me a lot of time. And energy. And mediocre one night stands. And time. And sexual health checks. And energy.
Since learning the tricks of the trade my spidey senses are always – ALWAYS – on point when it comes to Douchebag Hunting. Actually, I can spot a King Of The Douches within moments of meeting him.
Let me explain.
Or, if reading isn’t your thing, you can LISTEN to me explain with Zara McDonald on Bach Chat last night below. (Post continues..)
All it takes is a single conversation – something that was highlighted on The Bachelorette last night by fellow noble Douchebag Hunter, Sophie Monk.
You see, this man, right here, acted like a total tosspot towards Sophie last night: