No one likes to be caught faking it, but The Block has just been sprung.
For the sake of television, they FAKED a visit from the Environmental Protection Authority.
Naughty, naughty Channel Nine.
During the most recent season, drama hit the renovated roof when a 12,000 litre tank of fuel was discovered beneath the Block site when workers dug deep to install a pergola. It was discovered that the site was once an Ampol station.
So of course, Foreman Keith to the rescue!Foreman Keith will fix this. And wear sunglasses in a dark room.
This is what happened in the episode:
The fuel tank was discovered. Drama happened. Everyone looked serious.
Keith Schleiger (the grumpy Foreman dude) was seen on camera calling the EPA, asking someone to ‘come down and have a look’.
Cut to a dramatic voice over from Scott Cam:“Back on the Block, the rep from the EPA has arrived and the news is not good”.
A guy with curly red-hair, ‘Chris’, showed up and started fiddling with the dirt. Scotty chimed in, “Chris from the EPA is taking a soil sample for testing.”‘Chris’ the ‘EPA agent’….
And then, the ‘EPA agent’ said: “We’ll get this analysed at the lab and we’ll see if there’s any contamination.”
A LABORATORY OF LIES.
The actual EPA told The Stonnington Leader that they had not visited the site in ten years. Channel Nine spokesman Terry Stuart explained that it was a case of “identification” and an “editing error”. As it turns out, ‘Chris’ was an environmental scientist hired by the show.
So, he knew stuff about dirt. But he was not a dirt authority.
It all seems a bit dirty to us.
So much dirt. Dirty, dirty dirt:
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