There are no words for these Valentine's Gifts – but we've tried. Now we want your help – send in an image (by email) of the worst Valentine's gift you've seen or received with a line or two describing what it is. All entries will appear in our gallery and the top 2 entries will each recive a bottle of Beyonce's new fragrance – Beyonce Pulse NYC. Just send your email to Lana at lana@themotherish.com. Entries close Sunday 17th February at 6pm AEST.
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Love at first bite
Aussie jeweller Polly van der Glas uses human hair and teeth to make rings and necklaces.
A gift from the heart
Show him how much you care by serving a jelly-shaped heart for dessert.
Give him a virus for Valentine's
This Mini Microbes heart-shaped box contains plush toys with a diffe
Say it with flowers
One for the geeks - forget fresh flowers, send Fred Flare'
Just a wee something
For the couple who can't bear to stop staring into each other's eyes for a second, may we present ...
Bacon flowers
Yes, you can make flowers out of bacon - just in case you aren't sure whether it's food or flowers that are the way to your Valentine's heart.
Funeral arrangements
"Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home." Now that's long term planning
His and hers tongue scrapers
Perfect really because the couple that scrapes tongues together stay together. How delighted would you be with this gift?
Toilet Paper
There are no words. Well there are but they are printed on toilet paper.
Pizza Hut perfume
“What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day with our fans than providing them with a way to enjoy the fresh smell of Pizza Hut pizza whenever they want,&rdqu
Meat undies
Imagine the look on your partner's face when you present him with this delightful pair of meat undies? Imagine the smell. Still interested?
Fundies
These undies made for two are one way to stay close (and save on laundry). Buy them here
Mop Slippers
We can see how practical these could be. But not for Valentine's Day. Ever
