You know how The Bachelor contestants are made to sign about a cajillion contracts, PROMISING the Channel 10 producers that, no, they won’t reveal who took home Matty’s
dangly bits heart?
Yeah, it looks like that’s all ruined this year – and we’re only up to the bloody second episode.
Listen: Oh, can we please also discuss this season’s mean girls? Thanks.
You see, just four days ago, Matty and the frontrunner for his heart Laura (who, by literally every single measure, is the favourite to take out the season… oh, and she also looks just like Georgia Love) posted some very similar photographs.
The snow, people. They were both at the bloody snow. On. The. Same. Day.