“If you promise not to retire, I’ll cat-fish Christopher Pyne.”

Oh, the hilarity.

In a week as politically tempestuous as this one, the Internet is bound to come up with some quick-thinking satire to cut through the Media’s straight-talking whitewash.

This week we’ve seen straight outta office memes, and we’ve been asked to #PutYourOnionsOut for the ousted former PM Tony Abbott.

#PutYourOnionsOut (Image: Twitter)

But there is one such parody that has us rolling in the parliamentary aisles.

We give you: Texts from Malcolm.

It turns out, in the alternate universe of Instagram, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is a major sass-monster of the texting variety. And no-one is off limits.

No. One.

Click through for a gallery of HILARIOUS Texts from Malcolm…

Texts From Malcolm

Joe Hockey.

Julie Bishop.

Jarryd Hayne.

Lucy Turnbull.

Christopher Pyne.

Alan Jones.

Hillary Clinton.

George and Julia.

Adam Goodes.

Bronwyn Bishop.

Kit Harrington.

Taylor Swift.

Mike Baird.

Drake.

Christopher Pyne.

Diddy.

Anna Wintour.

Bey and Jay.

Clive Palmer.

Sarah Palin.

He takes down, Christopher Pyne, Brownyn Bishop and radio shock-jock Alan Jones. And apparently, he’s best mates with John Snow, P. Diddy/Diddy/Puff Daddy and our gal-pal Taylor Swift. Wait.

Do you think he’ll make it into the #Squad?

While the page has been up and running for a while (26 weeks to be exact), it’s fair to say in the wake of the #Spill, texts from Malcolm have truly outdone themselves.