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We're calling it: These are the most terrifying kids toys in the world.

Whatever happened to the good ol’ yoyo? Or the slinky? Can’t we just give kids some wooden blocks or an etch-a-sketch?

WHY HAVE TOYS TURNED SO RIDICULOUSLY TERRIFYING?

There’s no denying it. These pictures from Distractify make it official:

Having a snuggy-wug with Hittles.

Um… Congratulations?

It’s important for toys to be aspirational.

“Mummy, why is the scary unicorn seal impaling an ice-koala? And why is there an ice-koala?”

For more terrifying toys that will haunt your dreams, check out this gallery:

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