Whatever happened to the good ol’ yoyo? Or the slinky? Can’t we just give kids some wooden blocks or an etch-a-sketch?
WHY HAVE TOYS TURNED SO RIDICULOUSLY TERRIFYING?
There’s no denying it. These pictures from Distractify make it official:
It’s important for toys to be aspirational.
“Mummy, why is the scary unicorn seal impaling an ice-koala? And why is there an ice-koala?”
For more terrifying toys that will haunt your dreams, check out this gallery: