Hey, are you a crazy cat lady? Right on. Same.
(Proof: I once took in a stray cat and bought it luxe cat food, toys, a bed, kitty litter, and a collar some three hours after it arrived at my doorstep. In true jerk cat style, it left a few weeks later – but not before leaving a giant dead pigeon in my dining room. It was all a bit disturbing, but I ain’t mad.)
Are you really into Googling cat costumes? Great. Do you spend more money on your cat’s dinner than your own? Awesome. Do you find yourself begging your cat to love you as it throws a deadpan stare in your direction with a bitchy flick of its tail? Yeah, spot on, girl! You’re a crazy cat lady.
You might therefore be interested to know that ‘rock bottom’ for us feline-fancying-folk has a nice new look to it, thanks to the kind folks at Apollo Peak. Why? Those evil geniuses have taken it way too freakin’ far and have created the world’s first cat wine.
Wine for your CAT.
So the basic premise of this genius/ seriously depressing concept is that rather than being forced to share a wine on Friday afternoon with like, you know, a human; you can enjoy a tipple with your kitty instead.