People work ultra hard to design their tattoos to be meaningful symbols of themselves, their beliefs, their passions.
Y’know, like The Bachelor‘s bacon girl’s AH-MAZE ankle tattoo.
As bacon girl demonstrates, it's got to be something that'll resonate with you when you're 80. After all, it's pretty permanent.
So you've got to pity people who go through ink regret. (Like this girl who recently was rejected from two dream jobs for her ink the size of a 10 cent coin.)
But what's worse than ink regret? When your tattoo artist wishes they never even gave you the tatt in the first place.
Tattoo artists were asked on Reddit to spill the worst ink they'd ever given a client. Here are our favourite answers.
The wrong birthday.
"A guy i know has a tattoo of Roman numerals with his date of birth running down his forearm. The problem is - he wasn't old enough to get one at the time so lied on the form he had to fill out, and as a result, he now has a tattoo with the WRONG date of birth on his arm!"
The massive cover up.
"I did a cover up that I wasn't proud of, but that's what the client wanted. A couple came in to the shop asking for a cover up of an ex bf. She showed me and surely enough, a big guy's name on her side hip. The good part was it was done in a light blue ink, easy to cover. I already started getting ideas in my head of what to cover it with. Guy steps in and says, "No. We just want a star over it". The name was about 5-6 inches long and I explained that a star that big would have to be, at least... 8inches big to fully cover the name. Both said yes to this. My boss walks over and gets on my ass for not suggesting something else, but I explained to him that that's what they wanted. Both looked at him and nodded. By the time it was done, this small, petite girl had a blue star covering her entire hip area. It looked cheap, tacky, ghetto mad, just stupid. After that, I refused to do cover ups if the client doesn't listen to reason."
The Pokemon fanatic.
"My sister in law just put a pokemon valor tattoo on someone's neck."